Comments on: Caption Contest, Semi-Big Prizes!

By: danv

danv — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:27:37 +0000

Well, if you’d wear your hat and boots, you wouldn’t have to kick this thing cold turkey.

Jean — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:58:30 +0000

“By the way, don’t think me rude, but is that moustache real?”

Peg — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:19:13 +0000

“Have you considered running in the Turkey Trot?” CAPTION: Why psychiatrists shouldn’t give weight loss advice.

vj — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:28:31 +0000

“So…. you’ve been dreaming of dying? How exactly?”

Gee, how’s that?

Peg — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:01:17 +0000

Still not good, but here’s a few more.

“So I’ve always wondered – if you’re all white on the outside, how come you’re not on the inside?”

“Do you really think wattle tats will win the ladies?”

“Too bad the eagle was named national bird — just think what we’d be eating for Thanksgiving.”

Peg — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:57:42 +0000

For some reason, I can’t get as inspired as usual. Here’s two attempts.

Why do YOU think the other kids keep calling you a turkey?

How often do you have these dreams of drowning in a cranberry bog?

Not good. I keep waiting for the funny ones to come to me, but nothing yet.

Isabella — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:09:05 +0000

Yup. That was my caption entry, but it reflects my feelings too.

Jean — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:42:40 +0000

“How frequently do you have these nightmares of Roast?”

Jean — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:43:14 +0000

“You watch Horror Movies in the Oven?”

(Okay, that is not an original idea – it’s borrowed from an old joke!)

Jean — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:38:58 +0000

“You mean you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving? Honest?”